Ribs and Icecream

Dump scene from He's Just Not That Into You

"Why am I alone? Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds?"
"Run to the store get you some ribs and some ice cream because you have been dumped!"

Ahhh these girls know it all too well. Thankfully, I have been off the meat market for 3 years so I don't have to deal with this crap anymore. But in honor of all dumps past, Dr. Hooper is making ribs tonight.

Prescription #1: Crockpot Country Style Ribs

What you'll need:
4 country style ribs
1 bottle of BBQ sauce
5 russet potatoes
1-1 1/2 cups of milk
1/2 cup of butter 
1/2 cup of cheddar cheese (optional)
Salt to taste
And the capstone: ICECREAM

Step 1: Add your ribs to your crock pot, dump the bottle of BBQ sauce over the top, and some water to cover the bottom so it doesn't burn. Turn it on low for 6-8 hours or on high for 4-6.

Step 2: Peel, wash, and cut up the potatoes into 1 inch pieces. Bring to a boil, then reduce to medium-low until the potatoes fall apart with a fork. Drain the water. Add the butter. Mash with a masher or an egg beater until there are few lumps. Add the milk, cheese, and salt and stir it up.

Step 3: Make sure you have a jolly bowl of ice cream after all those ribs. Here's to all those dumps, eat your heart out!